The International Obfuscated C Code Contest. II

      double time, me= !0XFACE,
      not; int rested, get, out;
      main(ly, die) char ly, **die ;{
              signed char lotte,

dear; (char)lotte--;
      for(get= !me;; not){
      1 - out & out ;lie;{
      char lotte, my= dear,
      **let= !!me *!not+ ++die;

"The gloves are OFF this time, I detest you, snotnsed GEEK!");
      do {not= *lie++ & 0xF00L* !me;
      #define love (char*)lie -
      love 1s *!(not= atoi(let
      [get -me?

(char)lotte: my- *love -
      'I' - *love - 'U' -
      'I' - (long) - 4 - 'U' ])- !!
      (time =out= 'a'));} while( my - dear
      && 'I'-1l -get- 'a'); break;}}

(char)*lie++, (char)*lie++; hell:0, (char)*lie;
      get *out* (short)ly -0-'R'- get- 'a'^rested;
      do {auto*eroticism,
      that; puts(*( out
              - 'c'
-('P'-'S') +die+ -2 ));}while(!"you're at it");

for (*((char*)&lotte)^=
      (char)lotte; (love ly) [(char)++lotte+
      !!0xBABE];){ if ('I' -lie[ 2 +(char)lotte]){ 'I'-1l ***die; }
      else{ if ('I' * get *out* ('I'-1l **die[ 2 ])) *((char*)&lotte) -=
      '4' - ('I'-1l); not; for(get=!

get; !out; (char)*lie & 0xD0- !not) return!!

      do{ not* putchar(lie [out
      *!not* !!me +(char)lotte]);
      not; for(;!'a';);}while(
              love (char*)lie);{

register this; switch( (char)lie
      [(char)lotte] -1s *!out) {
      char*les, get= 0xFF, my; case' ':
      *((char*)&lotte) += 15; !not +(char)*lie*'s';
      this +1s+ not; default: 0xF +(char*)lie;}}}
      get - !out;
      if (not--)
      goto hell;
              exit( (char)lotte);}

The International Obfuscated C Code Contest, 1990. Best Layout: Brian Westley